Last night I ran into an old friend at the Crown. I mentioned I was on the pull so he pointed out a friend of his and said shes not taked why don't I introduce you. I told him it would be a bit weird as its his friend. Later on in the night I tell him this cringe worthy chat up line:
"Excuse me did you fart?... Cus you blew me away". He asked me if I have ever used it. "Hell no, you heard it, it's ridiculous!". His response "I will give you a tenner right now to go over to my friend and use that line!". My response ... " HELL YEA!"
9 years ago