The have you seen my friend

To be added to The Playbook :P. Your mate goes to a girl and says: "Have you seen my friend he's wearing a suit, short dark hair, massive cock, quite tall have you seen him?" Then a couple of minutes later you go to the girl and ask if shes seen your friend and see what happens :P

New chat up line

Just to clarify I post these lines as jokes and would never use them.

Right so you've introduced yourself to a girl as an actor. You have been talking to her for most of the night. At the end of the night you say to her:
"sooo I've got a shoot tomorow where I play a guy who just had sex the night before and I'm a little nervous, so how about we head back to my place you help me with my acting career"