okay

Okay so I've come to terms with having to resit this year I made some mistakes which were my own doing and I need to learn from them and kick ass next year. Probably would be a good idea to list them down:

• Smoking Mary Jane with my housemates.
  
• Missing almost every database systems practical and eventually the lectures to.
• Not starting my enterprise project ICA like right away to get it out of the way.
• Leaving my Java ICA till last minute and getting an extention on it.
• Not working on my mobile games programming practical assignments.
• Not reading any books whatsoever.
• And the main one giving up. <>

Short and cheap games, no thank you.

On Jaffe's thoughts about games being as shorter (4 hours~) and cheaper ($10). I kinda disagree because if I wanted 4 hours of entertainment split up how I please I would probably watch a couple of episodes of a sitcom/drama I have downloaded because this kind of entertainment is already served to me in bite size portions.

Ellens 21st

Kay so for Ellens 21st everyone went out and bought charity shop clothes to wear. I didn't have time to get any and really couldn't be bothered so I asked Ellen when her and the others were out to get me some. I was thinking they were going to get me a dress or something. It was far worse and more awesome at the same time.

The have you seen my friend

To be added to The Playbook :P. Your mate goes to a girl and says: "Have you seen my friend he's wearing a suit, short dark hair, massive cock, quite tall have you seen him?" Then a couple of minutes later you go to the girl and ask if shes seen your friend and see what happens :P

2 Dreams in one day

Went for a nap after uni today and had a dream that I was on Jonnys (my housemate) computer and a fusebox next to me started going off like a sprinkler. I didn't react for a while then realised it was going all over his £100 keyboard and mouse and started to move them. I then thought why the fuck is there a sprinkler and why is it going off so I looked around the room and it was filled with smoke and then I woke up.

My second dream Jonny and Neil came back from shopping and Jonny bought a pair of Star Wars vans. Gary was also helping Milna pack some stuff even though he lives in Manchester.

Java Presentation

So in our lecture of about 20 people we got split into 4 groups (we were the golden moles). Each group had to research a design pattern assigned to us by the lecturer. There would be a vote off to decide whose was the best presentation. We had to do the strategy pattern.
So the group met up in the library to make the presentation we decided to fill our slides with Megan Fox a Bugati Veyron and a nuclear explosion. The entire class was guys so ya know we thought it be a good way to keep there attention and get some laughs.
Turns out when the voting happened one group turned round and asked us "Were you the guys with Megan Fox in your slides?". Turned out we won unanimously :D

Cool quotes :D

Stop being such a bitch before I punch you in the vagina :P (Insult to jonny:D )

Her bells easier to ring than a doorbell :P