Ellens 21st

Kay so for Ellens 21st everyone went out and bought charity shop clothes to wear. I didn't have time to get any and really couldn't be bothered so I asked Ellen when her and the others were out to get me some. I was thinking they were going to get me a dress or something. It was far worse and more awesome at the same time.

The have you seen my friend

To be added to The Playbook :P. Your mate goes to a girl and says: "Have you seen my friend he's wearing a suit, short dark hair, massive cock, quite tall have you seen him?" Then a couple of minutes later you go to the girl and ask if shes seen your friend and see what happens :P

2 Dreams in one day

Went for a nap after uni today and had a dream that I was on Jonnys (my housemate) computer and a fusebox next to me started going off like a sprinkler. I didn't react for a while then realised it was going all over his £100 keyboard and mouse and started to move them. I then thought why the fuck is there a sprinkler and why is it going off so I looked around the room and it was filled with smoke and then I woke up.

My second dream Jonny and Neil came back from shopping and Jonny bought a pair of Star Wars vans. Gary was also helping Milna pack some stuff even though he lives in Manchester.